A New Year Is Coming: Let Us Confront the New Reality

December 21, 2020

Nope, not Covid. Nope, not the financial crisis. Nope, not the social discontinuities. Nope, not the big technology monopoly clown show.

What then?

How about security insecurity. Do you like the phrase? I do because it communicates that users of online systems may never know if the system or systems are secure.

One can pretend, what I call security theater, of course.

The new reality is that an actor or actors has slipped in the stage door after driving a delivery van near the security theater and double parked for what may have been months. The individuals do not work according to New York City labor rules. Nope, these actors moved around, ordered takeout, and lounged on the sidewalks. People passing did not notice. You know the New York attitude: We are definitely with it. This is Broadway.

I read “A Hack Foretold.” I was not impressed. The reason is that the original Internet was technology Play-Doh. Who could imagine the parti-colored constructs blobs of red, blue, and yellow could become.

The write up states with the assured naiveté of a thumb typer:

The point is the authorities have known about hacking for a long time. Whole bureaucracies have been established, and presidential directives have been promulgated, to enhance cybersecurity—and some of their actions have been effective. Still, the contest between cyber offense and -defense is a never-ending race, where the offense has the advantage and, so, the defense must never let up its guard. While security is a lot better than it used to be, vast networks have been left exposed in one way or another, and dedicated hackers who very much want to get inside those networks—and who have the resources of a nation-state—figure out a way.

I want to point out that the cyber security industry has flowered into billions of dollars a year because home economics majors, working with MBAs, constructed a fantasy story about computer security.

Security insecurity is little more than another symptom of efficiency thinking. What can be done to reduce costs and maximize revenue. Oh, so some people lose their jobs in Canton, Illinois, when the John Deere factory goes away. “Tough cookies,” say the efficiency wizards.

We have created a situation in which security insecurity is going to become a digital Covid. I am delighted I am old, retired, and living in a hollow in rural Kentucky. Can you imagine the meetings, the memoranda, the reports, and the self-serving explanations of:

  • Cyber security vendors
  • Smart software which acts like an antibody to protect a system
  • Individual security experts who did the “good enough” work to spoof the clueless lawyers, accountants, bureaucrats, and MBAs who manage technology operations
  • Consultants like those who populate LinkedIn and BrightTALK with lectures about security
  • Experts who assert that monitoring the Dark Web, Facebook, and chat provide an early warning of actions to come.

I could go on and toss in security appliance vendors, university professors who convert a clever workaround into a peer reviewed paper for IEEE or ACM, and former bad actors who see the light and become trusted advisors after serving jail time.

The New Reality is that I am not sure how one goes about determining the priorities for figuring out what was compromised, determining what other vulnerabilities have been installed, and bring up systems which do not have the charming characteristics of specialized software firms which have code that hides itself so that it can happily reinstall itself.

I spoke with a former CIA professional twice in the last 48 hours. He asked me, “What do I recommend to remediate the problem?” My answer was, “Investigate.”

The actors lounging in front of the security theater are not chatterboxes, and I have seen zero verifiable evidence that defines the timing, scope, and actions of these actors. Why guess then? Why look back and say “woulda, coulda, shoulda.” The time to embrace the New Reality is here.

The security theater has to go dark, and we need a new construct. Expensive, time consuming, and difficult for sure. Failure, however, means changes that those wrought by Covid are trivial. Thumb typers, are you confident your online activities are secure? In deference to the holiday season, here’s a modified carol: Deck the halls with boughs of folly, Tra la la, la la la la.

Stephen E Arnold, December 21, 2020

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