Booz Allen Buzzword Blizzard
December 22, 2011
Yep, I used to work there. Booz, Allen & Hamilton, not the chopped up outfits that exist today. To get a feel for the buzzword blizzard, point your browser thing at “InnoCentive and Booz Allen Hamilton Form Strategic Alliance.” Now here’s a Frosty brain freeze buzzword style:
Available now, the integrated Booz Allen Hamilton-InnoCentive alliance provides commercial and government organizations with:
- The Open Innovation Diagnostic Program that includes vision and objectives definition, benchmarking, readiness, gap analysis, and strategic recommendations
- Leadership best practices and organization-wide training
- Challenge identification, prioritization, formulation, and execution
- Multi-channel Challenge program design and roadmap development
- Community (i.e. problem solver) development and engagement strategies
- Measurement and continuous improvement
- Supporting enabling technologies, platforms, and tools
Not much I can say. The pain is right behind my eyes and below my now numbed brain. This is azure chip consultant lingo. Too bad.
Stephen E Arnold, December 22, 2011
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