Booz Allen Buzzword Blizzard

December 22, 2011

Yep, I used to work there. Booz, Allen & Hamilton, not the chopped up outfits that exist today. To get a feel for the buzzword blizzard, point your browser thing at “InnoCentive and Booz Allen Hamilton Form Strategic Alliance.” Now here’s a Frosty brain freeze buzzword style:

Available now, the integrated Booz Allen Hamilton-InnoCentive alliance provides commercial and government organizations with:

  • The Open Innovation Diagnostic Program that includes vision and objectives definition, benchmarking, readiness, gap analysis, and strategic recommendations
  • Leadership best practices and organization-wide training
  • Challenge identification, prioritization, formulation, and execution
  • Multi-channel Challenge program design and roadmap development
  • Community (i.e. problem solver) development and engagement strategies
  • Measurement and continuous improvement
  • Supporting enabling technologies, platforms, and tools

Not much I can say. The pain is right behind my eyes and below my now numbed brain. This is azure chip consultant lingo. Too bad.

Stephen E Arnold, December 22, 2011

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