Worried about Risk? Now Think about Fear
November 3, 2016
I clicked through a remarkable listicle offered by CSO Magazine from my contract savvy pals at IDG. I don’t know much about risk, but I have encountered fear before. I recall an MBA Wall Street person who did not have enough cash to pay for lunch. I picked up the tab. That fellow had fear in his eyes because his firm had just gone out of business. Paying for a car service, nannies, country clubs, and a big house triggered the person’s fright.
You can be captured and tortured in an off the grid prison. Be afraid. Embrace IDG and be safe. Sort of. Maybe.
Well, CIO Magazine wants to use technology to make you, gentle reader, fearful. In case you are not nervous about your job, the London tabloids reports about a nuclear war, and the exploding mobile phone in your pocket.
Here are the “fears” revealed in “Frightening Technology Trends to Worry About.” Here we go:
- Overlooked internal threats. (Yes, someone in your organization is going to destroy you and your livelihood.)
- Finding and retaining top talent. (Of course, Facebook or Palantir will hire the one person who can actually make your firm’s software and systems work.)
- Multiple generations in the workforce. (Yes, what’s an old person going to do when dealing with those under 25. You are doomed. Doomed, I say.)
- Shifts in compliance. (Yes, the regulatory authorities will find violations and prevent your organization from finding new sources of revenue.)
- Migrating to the cloud. (Yes, the data are in the cloud. When you lose a file, that cherished document may be gone forever. Plus, the IT wizard at your firm now works at Palantir and is not answering your texts.)
- Getting buy in on hyper convergence. (Yes, you are pushing the mantra “everything is digital” and your colleagues wonder if you have lost your mind. Do you see hyper pink elephants?)
- Phishing and email attacks. (Yes, your emails are public. Did you use the company system to organize a Cub Scout bake sale, buy interesting products, or set up an alias and create a bogus Twitter account?)
- Hacktivism. (Yes, you worry about hackers and activism. Both seem bad and both are terrifying to you. Quick click on the link from Google telling you your account has been compromised and you need to change your password. Do it. Do it now.)
- The next zero day attack. (Yes, yes. You click on a video on an interesting Web site and your computing device is compromised. A hacker has your data and control of your mobile phone. And your contacts. My heavens, your contacts. Gone.)
- The advanced persistent threat. (Yes, yes, yes. Persistent threats. No matter what you do, your identify will be stolen and your assets sucked into a bank in Bulgaria. It may be happening now. Now I tell you. Now.)
- Mobile exploits. (Oh, goodness. Your progeny are using your old mobile phones. Predators will seek them out and strike them down with digital weapons. Kidnapping is a distinct possibility. Ransom. The news at 6 pm. Oh, oh, oh.)
- State sponsored attacks. (Not Russia, not China, not a Middle Eastern country. You visited one of these places and enjoyed the people. The people are wonderful. But the countries’ governments will get you. You are toast.)
How do you feel, gentle reader. Terrified. Well, that’s what CSO from IDG has in mind. Now sign up for the consulting services and pay to learn how to be less fearful. Yes, peace of mind is there for the taking. No Zen retreat in Peru. Just IDG, the reassuring real journalistic outfit. Now about those contracts, Dave Schubmehl?
Stephen E Arnold, October 3, 2016
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