Google Outmarkets Cloud Competitors
December 22, 2020
I read “Expanding Our Global Footprint with New Cloud Regions.” I skipped most of the announcements about data centers and zoomed to this statement:
The cleanest cloud in the industry. We do all of this while operating the cleanest cloud in the industry, matching 100 percent of the electricity we use with renewable energy. This commitment to sustainability enables our customers to meet their own cloud computing needs with zero net carbon emissions. You can learn more about our global infrastructure, including new and upcoming regions, here.
Okay, clean cloud, no dolphin skin lesion causing actions, no birds into wind farm blades, and no hot exhaust to fricassee feathered friends.
I ran three Google searches on a system which I assume runs on the clean Google cloud. Here are the results of each query:
1. Vegas 18 crack. The clean Google cloud result:
2. Cannabis online. The clean Google cloud result:
3. Hand gun suppressor. The clean Google cloud result:
After running these three queries on the clean Google cloud, one of the researchers working for me, said, “I don’t think your interpretation of the word clean is what Google meant?”
I looked at the researcher and replied, “Clean is clean, right?”
What’s clean mean to you gentle reader, saving the planet with giant data centers or making it easy for anyone to locate stolen software, potential contraband, and silencers for weapons?
I remain baffled about the clean cloud phrase. Presumably Amazon, HP, IBM, and Microsoft are not clean. I am struggling. Time for more marketing from Googlers I assume.
Stephen E Arnold, December 22, 2020
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