Autonomy Founder Sues HP: Sticks and Stones Truism Incorrect

October 2, 2015

 

As the weekend hurtles toward me, it is time for another chapter of the HP Autonomy saga to become available. I read “The Ex-CEO of the Company HP Disastrously Bought for $11 Billion Is Now Suing HP for $150 Million.”

I assume the information is accurate. As I understand Michael Lynch’s effort to sue HP for money. Also, Autonomy’s CEO may want HP professionals to stop trashing Michael Lynch.

Readers of this blog know that I am skeptical of HP’s handling of the Autonomy matter. Yep, before hitting the beach of the lake filled with mine drainage, I actually did some work for the DRE/IDOL inventor. The experience was pretty positive, organized, and professional.

Why did HP which paid $11 billion for Autonomy find the deal unappetizing?

Spending $11 billion for a company and then wanting the money back may work when complaining about the food at the Harrod’s Creek, Kentucky, burger joint.

Those rural Kentucky treats cost $3.50. Overpriced? You bet. But people choose to go to the restaurant. People choose what to order.

But Autonomy is not a hamburger and the idea that seller, like the dive down the hollow, will a refund may not apply to a multi billion dollar rump roast.

I learned this about Michael Lynch’s legal move:

Lynch and team also maintain that “Autonomy was the victim of political infighting within HP” and that at one point,  according to emails, HP’s head of human resources gave him a toy shield “in order to fend off all the attacks.”

Another point I noticed is this professional and well intentioned comment from the article:

An HP spokesperson told us: “Mike Lynch’s lawsuit is a laughable and desperate attempt to divert attention from the $5 billion lawsuit HP has filed and the ongoing criminal investigation. HP anxiously looks forward to the day Lynch and Hussain will be forced to answer for their actions in court.”

But the write up contained this statement attributed to Michael Lynch. This is a great description of MBAs and wizards who disagree among themselves:

Evidence shows that at the time of the acquisition, HP was in chaos. Before going ahead with the acquisition they discussed firing their CEO. They then tried to abort the deal after closing, ultimately did fire the CEO, and generally fought amongst themselves like cats in a sack, causing Autonomy to disintegrate.

Apt. Cats in a sack. The HP senior managers warrant a question: Alley cats or jungle cats?

Stephen E Arnold, October 2, 2015

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